Symbolic Recipe

Full batch of Sura

1.        ⅜ cup of corny vocabulary

2.       1lb of happiness

3.       ¾ oz of depression

4.       8 oz of creativity

5.       1 ½ lb of sweet love

6.       ⅗ cup of acidic hunger

7.       2 lbs of imagination

8.       ¼ lb of sympathy

9.       ½ cup of oozing anger

10.   2 ½ oz of wisdom and knowledge

To correctly make the perfect sura, preheat on 98 degrees Celsius for 9 months.  In a 12 quart bowl, squeeze in the ⅜ cup of corny vocabulary with the 2lbs of imagination.  Thoroughly stir 8 oz of creativity with the mixture and take out another 12 quart bowl.  In the 2^nd 12 quart bowl, add 1lb of happiness, ¾ oz of depression, 1 ½ lbs of sweet love, ¼ lb of sympathy, and ½ cup of oozing anger in that order.  Quickly dump the mixture of the 2^nd 12 quart bowl into the 1^st 12 quart bowl and stir with a wired whisk.  While stirring, add the ⅗ cup of acidic hunger until the color changes to a light yellow brown.  Throw in the oven for 30 minutes then cool it off for 5 minutes. Lastly, let it sit in the refrigerator for 3 three days and check for any fragile edging that may need tendering. 

Make:  One human being called Sura Yang