Personal Metaphor for the Asian Kid

1.       If I was to be an animal, I would be a shark because I thoroughly enjoy ripping into my prey and eating them alive. 

2.       If I were a car, I would be a 2013 Scion tC because I love the kick that the car pushes and the money that I save since it takes unleaded gas.

3.       If I were an article of clothing, I would be a hat because I love to be on top of things.

4.       If I was to be a day of the week, I would be Thursday because people thoroughly enjoy calzone night which is held on Thursday and I make some pretty mean calzones. 

5.       If I were food, I would be an eggroll because people love the eggrolls that my parents make and some people thoroughly eat the eggrolls I make due to the fact that I never really make them.

6.       If I was a color, I would be cement gray because I like keeping things neutral between things and it’s the color of my Scion tC.

7.       If I was a movie, I would be Initial D because when I tray slide, I feel as though I am drifting like the racers in that movie. 

8.       If I was a fragrance, I would smell like pizza hut pizza because it was their crazy idea to make cologne that smells like pizzas.

9.       If I was a type of building, I would be an ark because I would form the path to a new idea that people would follow. 

10.   If I were to be a plant, I would be a Venus Fly Trap because I have the patience to wait for the things I want and take it immediately and never let it go. 

11.   If I were to be a musical instrument, I would be an electric guitar because guitar solos get the people going, especially the ladies. 

12.   If I was a geometric shape, I would be a circle because some of the things I do lead me back to where I first began. 

13.   If I were to be a piece of furniture, I would be a couch because I am comfortable to be around with, always there when you need me, and with you during the times you aren’t working.

14.   If I was a song, I would be the song “Because I Miss You” by CN Blue because I am heart-touching and meaningful in different ways.

15.   If I were a machine, I would be an engine because I can keep things rolling when I need to and idle when I have to wait but quit working when you overwork me. 

16.   If I were a television character, I would be SpongeBob SquarePants because I am always cheerful and alive when I am with people I care about but there are days when I mope around in sadness.

17.   If I was a season of the year, I would be spring because I will always have both my good days and the bad days and the cold days.

18.   If I were to be a natural phenomenon, I would be a fire whirl because I am Hmong and it’s not every day that people get to experience the Hmong activities.

19.   If I were to be a comic character, I would be Sasuke Uchiha because I keep an open mind and can easily be persuaded by others leading me into the wrong paths.

20.   If I was a word, I would be scion because I am a descendant of my father and my father’s father and him before that and so on.