Pack'a'Punch Suitcase

1.       Dress Suit:  If I was to die when someone was taking me away, I want to look the best I can and die handsomely.  It just looks better to die looking good in a suit than it is to die in rags like a homeless person roaming the world aimlessly. 

2.       Knife Set:  This is just a precautionary measure to ensure my safety if I was to be taken away.  Since clothing allows for objects to fill up inside, it can be hidden well until needed and not take too much room in the suitcase. 

3.       Pillow:  I want to feel as comfortable as possible so I must bring a small sized pillow.  You never know when you would have to sleep on the side of the road and have no neck support around. 

4.       A Photograph:  Since my girlfriend and my family are very important to me, I would always carry a picture of each person meaningful to me.  Sometime in my life I could lose my memory and having those pictures could be a life saver!

5.       Sketchbook and Pencil:  Technology has such a short life span and if I cannot have enough to my content, I might as well draw what I see.  Batteries will eventually dry out and quit working but pencil and paper is only limited on how much I will have to use it. 

6.       Hollister Jacket:  This jacket has been able to keep me comfortable and warm during the coldest days.  It represents my girlfriend’s love for me and I wear it to appreciate the best girl out there. 

7.       Box of Condoms:  You never know when my girlfriend and I will come along this subject or just with any woman if I never get to see her again.  It’s best to be protected from all those sexually active people but I don’t want to be a father during hard times. 

8.       Glasses:  I want to be able to see once my contacts give out and I am unable to carry anymore.  I’d rather suffer ear soreness than be blind to the world because it’s survival of the fittest. 

9.       Sun Tzu’s Art of War:  There will be a time when I will have to conquer my enemies or just anyone who is competing against me for various reasons.  Having this book is just a great opportunity for me to defeat such people and show that what’s up. 

10.   Wine Bottle:  Since I am going to be taken away from my home, my friends, family, etc., it won’t be necessary for me to follow the law anymore.  It will be a LONG time before I will ever get to savor the taste of wine and endure the reality of being wasted.