Valuable Lessons

Long distance driving:  It’s not the best idea to drive five hours to spend seven hours with a special someone and drive the other five hours back alone at night. 

Long distance relationships: These kinds of relationships require a lot of trust and hope which if you do not have the patience and are quite needy, please avoid this relationship.

Rumors: If word gets around to you about a certain someone and you have no idea if it’s true or not, don’t spread the disease to make the person look worse than they already are.

Running: Please do not expect to keep up the same pace as a car because you never know when the tires are going to catch you and drag you beneath its undercarriage and eat you alive; or in my case break both of my pelvises.

Karma: what you do and what you say will come back around and bite you back in the rear so don’t wake a sleeping dragon and not expect to get eaten or burnt alive.

Conservation of time: The more time you waste having fun doing things you want to do, the more stress that will build up from all the work you will have to do as a procrastinator. 

Economy Issues: If you do not have the money in the first place, it was not meant to be yours because if you wait, the better will follow, LITERALLY.

Sleep deprivation: The more you sleep, the more you will be able to do the next day and the less obese you will become, it was never the food to begin with anyway.

People:  There are some people out there who take anything they can, steal whatever they want, and damage anything they don’t have.  All I can say is, the next time I see you, expect a bullet in your chest.

Parents: It’s sad to say that living under their house becomes their rule but when you aren’t home, they will literally expand their kingdom to find you, drag you back home, and lock you in their kingdom till the end of time. Kiss your keys good-bye.