Epilogue

From these assignments, I hope people would realize that first of all, I am Asian and I am capable of writing up a hazardous storm.  People should know that I absolutely love import cars because rice burners could blow away its competition like the other pierce of junk never had a chance!  Anyway, my writing may portray my own figure as laid back or apathetic but please do not confuse me with my best friend, Jake Curtis.  To be inspired to write a story, I have to see the imagination drawn out in a car.

As a creative writer, I have learned that I could write about any story that is based on my Scion tC.  Because my fellow classmates have become overly irritated with my ability to repeat myself, I have spiced up my writing to a variety of subjects.   One thing that I do want to improve my life on is how well I could pick up a multitude of girls in the state of Missouri.  I know that in my current condition, one girl is just not enough no matter how much I believe it will be.  My only issue is that I can pick up distant girls out of the state of Missouri.

 For this class, I’m not sure if these assignments have been much help to my writing because the only issues I have with writing is the whole citation and annotated bibliography because it was never pushed onto me as vital or important.  English has become a vital form of communication for me because of my opportunity living in the United States of America legally.

Compassionate: This word describes everything that everyone knows about me.  I have compassion in everything that I want to do and everything that I have because of the people who raised me and the people who have made the biggest impact in my life.

Honor:  This word is the sole reason why, after a given 5 months, I am still grounded from staying at Jake’s house for one night.  It was probably because I dishonored my parents and in the Asian culture, honor is everything.

Trust:  The entire world depends on the definition and use of this word.  Without this word, seclusion would be the only useful word in the English vocabulary because no one would be able to place responsibility upon anyone else and nothing would be completed.

A Fine Line

The Good
1. My infectious smile
2. My ability to pick up girls
3. My friendly gesture
4. My cheesy lines
5. To work hard towards a goal
6. My humor
7. To cook very well
8. To understand a person’s feelings
9. To copy images really well onto drawings
10. To save a gas saving foot

The Bad
1. Inability to stay with one girl
2. Road rage
3. Impatience with people
4. Uncontrollable rage against thievish customers
5. Sluggish remarks
6. Incredibly annoying hair
7. Inability to see well
8. Inability to speak fluently
9. Rush into things without consent
10. To over exaggerate

Valuable Lessons

Long distance driving:  It’s not the best idea to drive five hours to spend seven hours with a special someone and drive the other five hours back alone at night. 

Long distance relationships: These kinds of relationships require a lot of trust and hope which if you do not have the patience and are quite needy, please avoid this relationship.

Rumors: If word gets around to you about a certain someone and you have no idea if it’s true or not, don’t spread the disease to make the person look worse than they already are.

Running: Please do not expect to keep up the same pace as a car because you never know when the tires are going to catch you and drag you beneath its undercarriage and eat you alive; or in my case break both of my pelvises.

Karma: what you do and what you say will come back around and bite you back in the rear so don’t wake a sleeping dragon and not expect to get eaten or burnt alive.

Conservation of time: The more time you waste having fun doing things you want to do, the more stress that will build up from all the work you will have to do as a procrastinator. 

Economy Issues: If you do not have the money in the first place, it was not meant to be yours because if you wait, the better will follow, LITERALLY.

Sleep deprivation: The more you sleep, the more you will be able to do the next day and the less obese you will become, it was never the food to begin with anyway.

People:  There are some people out there who take anything they can, steal whatever they want, and damage anything they don’t have.  All I can say is, the next time I see you, expect a bullet in your chest.

Parents: It’s sad to say that living under their house becomes their rule but when you aren’t home, they will literally expand their kingdom to find you, drag you back home, and lock you in their kingdom till the end of time. Kiss your keys good-bye.